Welcome to the central-nervous-system of William Lingual.

If your faith can move mountains, it should be able to withstand criticism.

Ruben2287 (reddit)
I still remember the last words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said: “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
  • white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people: nope
  • Thai people: nope
  • Black people: nope
  • Latin people: nope
  • Cuban people: nope
  • Native people: nope
  • Korean people: nope
  • Desi people: nope
  • Arab people: nope
  • Queer people: nope
  • Vietnamese people: nope
  • Chinese people: nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  • Jewish people: nope
  • Romani people: nope
  • Women: nope
  • If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

    Kurt Vonnegut
    Ninja Finger

    A new game that the whole family can play.

    The rules to Ninja Finger are simple:

    1. Hide your hand under your top.

    2. Raise a finger (the middle finger is the Ninja Finger)

    3. Your opponent has to guess if you have up the Ninja Finger or not.

    4. If they guess correctly it’s their go.

    5. And so on.

    (via incincorporated)

    I’m too lazy to be an actual activist, so I tweet instead.

    most people
    The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

    Joan Rivers