Welcome to the central-nervous-system of William Lingual.

Murder Toll in The Bible:

God’s; 2,476,636 + Great Flood / Sodom & Gomorrah.

Satan’s; 10 – by authority of God.

sofapizza:

4gifs:

This kid shreds. [video]

gary you fucking show off
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.

Charles Darwin (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via beejayway)

If your faith can move mountains, it should be able to withstand criticism.

Ruben2287 (reddit)
I still remember the last words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said: “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
  • white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people: nope
  • Thai people: nope
  • Black people: nope
  • Latin people: nope
  • Cuban people: nope
  • Native people: nope
  • Korean people: nope
  • Desi people: nope
  • Arab people: nope
  • Queer people: nope
  • Vietnamese people: nope
  • Chinese people: nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  • Jewish people: nope
  • Romani people: nope
  • Women: nope
  • If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

    Kurt Vonnegut